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Tom Cash and Michael Kinkley from internalshirt.com stalk harass and sexually harass blonde beauties. Tom Cash is a fake writer at internalshirt.com and he has a YouTube channel called Unintelligible Gaming.

The Diary of Tom Cash part 1

These are two men who use the pseudonyms Tom Cash and Michael Kinkley. They pretend to be filmmakers and gamers on YouTube. Their work is trash but you haven’t heard the worst of it yet. These two men have a thing for blonde women (not their wives or girlfriends) and tried to ask me to Skype them and asked me for my personal information. Yeah right as if I would give them my social security number and other stuff!

I make fun of Tom Cash because he is a twisted freak who lurks on the internet and pretends to be a writer, comic book artist, and blogger. Tom Cash might try to solicit to you or some other girl to be in his “films” but he is really a nobody with $2000 camera. The background in this picture is a so-called “film set.” Does this background look like a real movie set to you? Only if you film no budget “films” in your basement.
Tom Cash calls himself “Lady-Bug” and he also hangs out on reddit using many different aliases to promote his YouTube channel and so-called independent films. Tom owns a website called internalshirt dot com but the articles on it are so amateurish that anyone could see that he is not a professional writer or a professional anything. Remember these faces because these men along with Jonathan Zeppa (Johnathan Zeppa) will try to follow you on Facebook and social media. And when you tell them that their work is boring, gross, or tacky then they start stalking you on social media. #thedirty #tomcash #michael #kinkley #stalkers #canada #blondes

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Let me introduce myself I am Katminth and I already know that my blog needs to be edited…

My first parody blog of internet comedy writer and You Tube video creator Tom Cash. Don’t come on here to defend him. He ain’t sacred.

I am starting this blog because everyone else is doing parody so why not give it a shot myself.

Where was I born?

None of your business. OKAY I was born on planet earth and I have 10 fingers and toes and very skinny shoulders.

How much do I weigh? 

Definitely none of your business but on a good day I am Audrey Hepburn. I like to wear perfume and I shower three times a day because I bathe more than a cat. So you know my water bill is through the roof.

What is this first blog gonna be about? 

That is a question you can ask me.  In 2016 I found the worst website on the internet called “internalshirt.com” and I vomited a little bit in the back of my mouth when I read the angry ramblings of a fat blow hard named Tom Cash. I’m not religious but this man has an agenda to stop kids from celebrating Christmas all over the world. Tom Cash is the man’s pseudonym. And it sounds like a cheap porn star’s name.

“Hey everyone my name is TOM CASH and this is my wife BOUNCED CHECK!” Cue the cheap porn music and get ready to gag.

Tom’s wife is a hot mess mentioned on a gossip site with her husband called the DIRTY.COM. The dirty.com spills dishy news about Wicked Tuna and a bunch of C list celebrities popular from social media. I ain’t hating on Wicked Tuna because she has better breasts than me so call me Flatsy-Patsy!

Anyway I went on imgur.com and made a bunch of jokes at Tom’s expense. Tom has a small, pimple sized army of fans on imgur. They are his fanbase of mostly Pennsylvania white trash still angry that Obama won in 2008. They accuse everyone of being a satanist but it’s a duh, nonsensical moment because Tom Cash openly admits to reading and being enamored by the teachings of Anton Lavey and puts up immature “blog posts” about people who believe in God.

Sorry Obama, sorry Hillary Clinton, sorry Steven Spielberg, and sorry to about 85% of the world’s human population. Sorry TOM CASH does not like you. But you are in good company if Tom Cash makes fun of you. And you are in even better company if you read my future posts to make fun of him. It’s parody so don’t get your panties in a twist if making fun of internet stalkers and Satanists gives you a metaphorical wedgie.

This word press is going to be for my niche readers.  Thanks.

Read my jokes at Tom’s expense My parody jokes about Satanist Tom Cash

WTF, I’ll just cut and paste some of my crap for you all to read. I know some people are too lazy to even click an extra website link. (Like myself!)

At least I'm not ironic

This masterpiece was done using the widely coveted MS Paint. Only select computer owners have this program. It costs millions of dollars!  Look at the cute little talk puffy bubbles I added. The monkey in this image is a curious ape who befriends Tom CASH and helps him write his Shakespearean rants. Such rants can be seen on Tom’s brilliant blog. According to Tom, clown butts are full of cotton and it’s okay to get Satan’s approval so long as you laugh at Good Friday and Christ’s Crucifixion. Oh yeah and don’t wish this lumpy fellow a Merry Christmas either. His wife and him will have to put down their buckets full of chow and will try to chase you down the street at a slow, meandering pace. Tom’s fat legs cannot move fast and I know it!

 

Blonde versus brunette PARODY TOM CASH'S WIFE

Okay let’s get one thing straight. I don’t make fun of the talented and blonde skinny girl Taylor Swift. I would love to have her legs and her eyes are killer blue. I just made this to parody Tom’s wife’s stupidity. The dark haired woman in the image laughs at crippled people and people not in good health. Ugh???? Does Tom’s wife look like the spokesmodel for a woman suffering an overdose of Krispy Kreme donuts? (This is a modeling job that Tom’s wife can actually qualify for LOL).

So this is it for me today. But if you really want to see Renaissance man TOM CASH and his band of fiends in action then let me introduce to TOM CASH’S YouTube channel. Right now his videos barely have 8 views on some and his biggest prize is a fuck wit puppet show intended for audiences too tasteless to like Bill Maher, not young enough for Shane Dawson, and a bit too fuck witted to care what garbage they put into their minds. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present you with the thoughtful crap from Tom Cash.

Proof that Tom Cash is schizophrenic

Thanks for reading my blog. I’ll post more when I have more time to waste. PS> If Tom’s youtube views go up and if he experiences a surge in popularity, please forgive me because people read this article and decided to laugh their asses off at him. Sorry, please forgive me 😦

 

 

A woman scorned… Not a victim but a survivor, Katminth, Cora Clifford, Tom Cash (a bully, a thief, and a liar), and all things Unintelligible Gibberish Internalshirt.com

Some people do know how to get under your skin. No matter how thick your skin is.

Some people are survivors of ridiculously hard lives. I also know I am a survivor. I have survived sexual abuse, and other horrible things. I am also concerned with Cora’s reaction to everything. Cora Clifford is my friend, we are not the closest friends in the world but she was very good to me in college.

On internalshirt.com, there is a bunch of hate mongering. Unintelligible Gibberish and Unintelligible Gaming are You Tube channels that give Tom Cash, his wife, and all of his stupid friends a chance to exercise their monstrous egos. Tom Cash thinks that he is going to have this big fantastic career in making films and doing books and doing whatever else he plans on. Not happening. I am really thinking of prosecuting Tom and his wife.

I know that Tom is not going to take down the nefarious article he posted “An Open Letter to Katminth.”  I know that evil men like Tom are always up to no good. I am not afraid of him. I am concerned with how Cora will respond to me and all my jokes about Tom. I hope she laughs and I am more concerned alienating myself from her. And even if Tom Cash’s dopey article makes its rounds all over the internet and this becomes messy for Cora, then I hope that God will bless Cora to become very popular. Sometimes scandals can take you from a C-list up to an A list.

This is funny, remember the film Chicago when Renee Zellwegger’s character got to be a big time entertainer after committing various crimes. Maybe Cora will be like Roxie Hart??? God could bless this stupid stuff with Tom Cash to escalate into something great where my girl Cora becomes Roxie Hart.

Image result for roxie hart  (Image courtesy of Google Images, from the hit film, Chicago. Don’t you just love Renee’s blonde hair? I do.)

I am not going to take down any images, etc. I posted about Tom Cash. Even if Tom does have “court documents.”  I do not care if my content gets removed from Google, Yahoo or wherever. Some battles are more than just cracking jokes. I am seriously thinking of pressing charges against Tom Cash. My reason is that I was sexually harassed and then Tom made a video making fun of sexual harassment and posted it on You Tube. That’s not funny to me. I have never sexually harassed anyone in my entire life. I will contact an attorney sometime soon.  No one treats me like that.

Who knows? Cora might even thank me one day for my rants against Tom Cash. Sure, Cora will ask me, “[Katminth], why do you go so far?”  But I think I can use this for publicity for Cora. She’s too low key ANYWAY!

I’m good at talking, far better than Cora. I am blonde and beautiful. I do hope that somehow, Cora gets more attention from all of this. People like a bad-ass, someone willing to defend their work against a loser like TOM CASH & BOUNCED CHECK! I like it when people confront jerks and when everyone online sees what Tom was saying and doing to Cora then everyone (people with a reasonable IQ) will be on Cora’s side.

I can respect anyone who defends their actions against jerks. Heck, I am even warming up to President Donald Trump. At least he stands up for himself no matter how many people heckle him. And Donald Trump never made a stupid You Tube series called Buddy Cop. Nor is he fat, ugly, and a complete ignoramus like Tom Cash!

Sometimes a person can be trying to throw you into quicksand but they end up falling in it. Tom Cash will fall into quicksand, and I think a little bit of grime on Cora makes her more interesting anyway. No one is perfect. I know my grandmother would be shocked at how I turned out. Cora might be annoyed a little bit that I am so outspoken. But what are friends for? And I will sprinkle a little bit of fairy magic on this wish right now. I hope that I can turn Cora Clifford into a bad-ass, like Rambo or Rocky Balboa.

And one more thing, TOM CASH if you read this. Please post all of the hate comments you received. I don’t know what hatred you received but I would like to read them and laugh. Laughter is a strong medicine for blondes because blondes are supposed to be very happy people.  Can you also use Times New Roman?

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While we’re at it since sexual assaults, sexual harassment, and pedophilia are funny to you I would like to ask you this question. What will you do if I succeed in getting you put in jail for sexual harassment? I have the comments and THEY ARE FROM YOU. YOU CAME TO MY WEBSITE AND STARTED SEXUALLY HARASSING ME.Your name/ identity is on your comments. You will certainly be around roughnecks and big, burly black dudes that will not mind “dealing” with your dumb ass. I heard that fat 400 lb dudes with DDs (bra size) can survive very well in prison, especially among certain types of inmates. You will be very popular Tom. Very popular indeed!

I have been thinking soooo much about the newest scheme of Tom Cash from internalshirt.com, Unintelligible Gibberish Gaming

I have been accused of being “Cora Clifford the film animator and author of a book series called God and the Coyote.” She is/was a friend of mine from college. I liked her but after graduation, I did not keep in touch. I found Cora a couple years ago on the internet and I began following her on Twitter. I am a fan, a friend, and I will defend her against people like TOM CASH. You might have dug up something asinine on Cora since you claim to have researched her background. Who in the world is P.A.?

Guess what, you are stalking her. Because I am Katminth not Cora Clifford. You are a stalker and are finding ways to do harm.

The reason why I am writing this is because Tom is doing another smear campaign against Cora Clifford. This was his first smear campaign on  internalshirt.com/archives/1121

This piece of trash was written by Tom Cash and proofread by his wife (and friends?). I found this online and reacted to it by making fun of Tom. Other people (who I forwarded the article too also make fun of Tom and commented on his sexist and anti-Christian ridicule of an author who had nothing to do with him at all).

I think Tom’s real reason for posting the blog “An Open Letter to Katminth” was to try to punish me for everything I have said about him. He is also very upset that mentioned how he was sexually soliciting at me and asking me to talk to him on Skype. I have the comments he left submitted to my blog. My photo is on imgur and on this website. He claimed that he wanted to “see” me on Skype.

Tom Cash does not like it that I called his behavior what it actually was. SEXUAL HARASSMENT. Tom is threatening Cora, who has nothing to do with my words or actions, with legal mumbo jumbo. Then again Tom Cash hated Cora for no reason and now he thinks he can get away with launching yet another attack of slander and verbal abuse on my friend.

As a survivor of a sexual assault I say I WILL SEE YOU IN COURT TOM CASH FOR HARASSING ME. You say that you have court documents, etc. THEN SUE ME! BECAUSE I WILL SUE YOU AND WIN! You can find my personal information on Facebook. I am from Maine but I travel around.

I will take everything you have and more. I will also make sure your wife is dragged through the dirt. I will make sure your friends and family are dragged through the dirt. And if I can I will try to prosecute you and have you thrown in jail even if just for one year. YOU DON’T GET TO TREAT ME LIKE THAT!

I saved the “youtube video” that you made about sexual harassment where you have a cop making fun of “sexual harassment.”  And you happened to make that video right after sexually harassing me—as if I was some sort of joke?

You have no idea what it is like to survive a sexual assault?! 

You think rape or sexual abuse is funny?

Obviously you do.

What a pathetic existence you have Tom Cash.

By the content of your website I can see what kind of lowlife scum you really are. I saved your comments. And if you pursue me I will make sure that you end up writing the name KATMINTH on your fat, ugly good-for-nothing forehead. I will win against you in court. I don’t care what you say about me online.

And to make matters worse, you are trying to drag my friend Cora into this? You are just a piece of shit, Tom. You think by spreading rumors that Cora =Katminth that I will lose Cora as a friend. I wouldn’t be surprised if Cora gets mad at me for being so dogmatic at defending her online. But I don’t regret it. I don’t regret contacting my friends about what you were doing to Cora.

I never impersonated Cora. Guess what, Cora is a lovely person. A bland person. But a lovely person and I wouldn’t want you or your Satanic friends in my life. Consider this TOM CASH, I have all of the SEXUALLY PERVERTED MESSAGES you sent to me. And I will defend Cora no matter what because she was there for me during my hours of need.

REMEMBER THAT! I WILL NOT HAVE ANY PITY ON YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH! THERE IS NO NEED TO GO “NICOLE ARBOR” on you because if you pursue me or Cora, I will do everything within my power to see your good-for-nothing ass be thrown behind bars. How do you like that?

You can leave up “An Open Letter to Katminth” for you and your flunkies to read. That doesn’t scare me. I am a very strong person and have survived so much. I am stronger than you and better than you.

<For other readers, Below is my a blog about what happened>

I am responding to Tom’s FALSE BLOG ABOUT MY IDENTITY. HE HAS FALSELY ACCUSED ME OF BEING “CORA CLIFFORD.” Cora is the one in the black and white photo, a dull looking brunette. I am the blonde one. Cora was a friend from college, and I made fun of Tom Cash on my blog and online because he was stalking her and posting fake negative book reviews on Amazon and other websites.

He thinks I am her. I am sharing this with whoever wants to read it. It’s long but I have to do it.

Here is the letter in quotes

“Katminth,

I know who you are, or rather, I know your nom de plume: Cora Clifford. About a year ago, I wrote some disparaging remarks about your body of work. One of the reasons I have left this article (along with the other articles posted above) live and un-revised is because I want to use them to illustrate my own trespasses, as well to as to take responsibility for what I wrote. I will not attempt to hide my past; I wrote what I wrote, and I cannot undo that.

I also know that you go by a variety of pseudonyms, including Rastafarious. I believe I know your real name (your initials are P.A., as it appears on Facebook), but I will not reveal that out of respect for your privacy; a courtesy I wish you’d extend to me.

I have been able to deduce all of this because – I think – you wanted me to do so. Your nickname on IMDB is Lady-Bug, a name that you assigned to me. You mentioned IMDB in the commentary on one of the dozen or so fake accounts you used to comment to your own submission on theDirty.com. That was a little psychotic, by the way; I would recommend you see a professional, that level of effort expended over an individual that mildly slighted you and then made fun of your subsequent vicious attacks doesn’t seem healthy.

There are loads of other examples, but I believe this to be the most damning. You seem to have left a bread crumb trail for me to follow, and it worked.

I also found it interesting that most of the things you accused me of being (schizophrenic, a poor comedian, a pathological liar, a stalker) mirror your activity. Whether by design or simply as a product the Dunning-Kruger effect you appear to exhibit, the result is the same; you are projecting your own consciously or subconsciously perceived shortcomings onto me. That’s just my opinion, but I feel that it is well-informed.

At any rate, I feel like you wanted me to attack you again, because that would justify more bile from you.

In the past, I tried to make light of this. I now realize how cruel that was, given that I feel that you were, at the very least, wounded by my comments about your work, and at worst, suffering from a mental illness. Believe me, you’re not alone, and you can get help; in fact, I am here to listen if you’d like – seriously! For that, I must apologize. When I wrote those things, I was still in a transitional period in my life, following years of abysmally low self-esteem, further exacerbated by being in the poorest health of my life. At the time, I was weighing in at around 320 pounds. I was sick all the time. High blood pressure, high cholesterol, poor sleep, no exercise, terrible diet, depression, anger. I had been at odds with myself for such a long time, I didn’t know how to break out of old habits.

Much has changed since then, and I have found that I take little pleasure in picking people apart anymore. I realize that this was only doing so to prop up my own fragile ego. It’s repulsive. And perhaps I deserved some of your venom, but not nearly so high a dose as you dished out. And I certainly do not deserve to have my reputation and even my profession placed at risk by having outrageously untrue libel posted about me in all corners of the internet.

Consider this a humble request for you to recant. I would like to reach an amiable resolution to all of this. We may never be friends, but we do not need to be enemies. Please know that I do not expect you to do this, but I hope that you’ll consider it. Please also know that if it persists, I will be left with no choice other than to seek legal counsel and furnish the content hosts you have posted on with court documents which will require them to remove this content. I am not threatening to press litigation against you; I don’t think it’s necessary. I just want to be left alone, and to not have wish to have my name tarnished by lies posted about me.

We don’t have to agree with each other, philosophically, religiously, morally, or in any other fashion. We don’t have to like one another. But I am appealing to your higher nature; I know you are a person of great faith, and I would ask you what Jesus Christ would have done, just as I have asked myself what a good Buddhist would do. Forgive. I hope you’ll consider that, if nothing else.

With Utmost Sincerity,
Tom Cash

PS – You are mistaken about me being a Satanist. I’ve read up on almost every religion, metaphysical doctrine, magic system, and philosophical worldview at great length; the subject is fascinating to me. I make fun of Satanism because I find it rather silly, and I think Anton LaVey was a creepy egomaniac. Satanists are easy to make fun of because the lion’s share of them are goofy, and incapable of self-observation. Religiously, I am an agnostic. Philosophically I am a mixture of Buddhist, Discordian, and Nihilist. In practice, I tend toward Buddhism more than anything else, and I believe that you can learn something from anyone, and that all life is sacred.

PPS – We do have something in common; a love for animals. I am an activist and a volunteer. I don’t publicize it much, because I’m not doing it for me. I’m doing it for every creature that is abused by the arrogance and indifference of man.”

(Tom’s letter ends here. I only put his actual words in quotes.)

I know that TOM CASH is a stupid arrogant jerk. However, Tom does not think that Cora has any fans? I know her from college. She has more followers on Twitter than he does. 800 is not a ton but it is certainly more than what Tom has.

By the demeaning tone of this letter, one can see that Tom is carrying out a form of online character assassination against Cora Clifford, a film animator and a writer. When I met Cora she did not have any sort of mental illness. Yet Tom claims that she does?

Tom’s letter is yet another attempt to destroy Cora’s C list career as a writer and filmmaker. I know this is true because I found Tom’s hateful rants against Cora over a year ago. He claims that he is sorry about it. No he isn’t because he posted fake negative reviews on Amazon.com about her books. I know Tom did this because HE WAS BRAGGING ABOUT IT ON FACEBOOK AND SOCIAL MEDIA.

What I find very humorous is that Tom pretends to know anything (or everything about Cora Clifford) when I for a fact know that she would not be caught dead with someone like him. Cora would not even want to talk to someone like Tom. From what I knew of Cora in college she would not hang around or befriend anyone like Tom Cash, Johnathan Zeppa, Dana Sink, or anyone related to them. My theory is that Tom Cash perused Twitter for “Christians” to “troll/ stalk” and he found Cora’s twitter account. Or maybe it is something more devious? Who knows.

Maybe Tom saw Cora’s books and films online and decided to post a bunch of fake reviews about her work to try to stop people from buying them. I for one know that I have reviewed Cora’s work online and left positive reviews, and Cora’s friends review her work too (especially on imdb). But Tom Cash is a nefarious, twisted individual. I really do think he means some sort of bodily harm towards Cora. (HINT: TOM CASH IS A SATANIST.)

When reacting to and handling people like Tom Cash, it is best to realize that they are are a legend in their own eyes. Tom Cash, as I have said before is a needy, lazy, self-indulgent bastard. He falsely accuses other people of CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY and if I were CORA CLIFFORD, I would sue Tom Cash for defamation of character. Who knows, if Cora sees this blog. Maybe she will.

I hope that she sues him. I will make certain to email this letter to her.PS>

Yes, I do call Tom Cash KING LADY-BUG and yes, Tom steals stuff from Cora’s books, twitter feed, animated films and whatever. And yes, Tom built his entire internet presence off of trolling (or shall I say stalking and posting FAKE AMAZON REVIEWS about Cora’s books.) How do I know? Because he was bragging about it on Facebook and then deleted the post. I have the post saved on my computer.

And yes, I make fun of Tom Cash because he is a Satanist and idiot. But come on, Tom is fraud. His only way of getting anyone to visit his website “internalshirt.com” was to include “Cora Clifford” in the tags/ search engine.

However, what is funny (or stupid) about this entire situation is that TOM thinks that he knows everything. I will share more information about this creepy, SATANIST known as Tom Cash from Unintelligible Gibberish and Unintelligible Gaming.

A word of advice, TOM IS A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR, A SATANIST, AND A SEXUAL DEVIANT.

So my response to Tom is this. Keep on writing your nonsense about Cora (who was a friend of mine). And I hope that she sues you for everything false you have written about her on the internet. And if Cora needs any evidence of what you have said or done to her IN THE COURT OF LAW I will be 100% happy to give her MY DIRT ON YOU. YOU might not realize it but I have a long trail of FACTUAL AND ACTUAL EVIDENCE AGAINST YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS. And no, you will not be able to fabricate any of your long-winded tales about being stalked or victimized.

And if someone did send you (Tom) hateful messages, I bet you did something evil and disgusting to warrant those messages. Who knows what lowlife activities you get up to when you walk around Pennsylvania? And I wonder who you might have bullied to get someone so infuriated with you that they sent any kind of angry messages to you. I also wonder if you might go on Twitter and bully children?

Once again, to break up the seriousness of everything, I will post something that I think is funny.

Internalshirt dot com by Tom Cash the place to be when youve got nothing to do but waste your time and let your brain cells die

I will also add that I will be praying for Cora because she needs GOD to protect her from idiot, psychopaths like Tom Cash. I will not delete this from my website as I feel that anyone who reads Tom’s website, his lies, and his slander should also see my side of the story.

And I do have tons of screenshots of Tom bragging about posting fake book reviews of Cora’s. I also have different messages he posted online about Cora Clifford that are nothing but slander. I am certain that any evidence I have against Tom Cash will stand up in up in any court of law.

So if Tom wants to sue, he can sue me. I will also present all of my evidence defending my actions to a judge.

I will also contact Cora and send all of my evidence to her. Hopefully, she will sue him for slander and whatever else he has been doing. I know that Cora will win any lawsuit against so-called Tom Cash and his idiot friends. What Tom is claiming is slander. And I copied/pasted everything from his website here.

-Katminth is shameless.

An Open Letter from Tom Cash to me (Katminth) from internalshirt.com

Hi I am posting this in response to pathological liar, Satanist, and all around scumbag Tom Cash. I feel the need to do this because KING LADY-BUG (TOM CASH FROM INTERNALSHIRT.COM felt the need to write this letter to me. Why not respond?

I felt the need to do this because Tom Cash is spreading slander against a friend of mine.

 

An Open Letter to Katminth

Tom CashMarch 1, 2017Blog Post

AUTHOR’S NOTE: I spent quite a lot of time debating whether I wanted to write this or not, and ultimately decided that I needed to, for my own peace of mind. There is an individual that has been obsessively writing awful, damaging, untrue rants about me, and anyone in my life that she can access via my social media presence. And while I can easily contest anything she has said about me, and could easily obtain court documents forcing her various content hosts to delete her comments, I am not yet convinced that it’s worth the trouble. No, what is infuriatingly pathetic was her decision to drag my wife into this. She has been completely innocent in all of this, she took no part in it, and aside from occasionally proof-reading my work, she has no part nor ownership in this site, nor any of my other creative outlets.

I will attempt to keep this kind, but I do not intend to pull and punches, either. When you write libelous content about another, you are subject to both legal recourse, as well as a firm public rebuke.

If you’d like some historical context, read the following articles, in order:

Katminth,

I know who you are, or rather, I know your nom de plume: Cora Clifford. About a year ago, I wrote some disparaging remarks about your body of work. One of the reasons I have left this article (along with the other articles posted above) live and un-revised is because I want to use them to illustrate my own trespasses, as well to as to take responsibility for what I wrote. I will not attempt to hide my past; I wrote what I wrote, and I cannot undo that.

I also know that you go by a variety of pseudonyms, including Rastafarious. I believe I know your real name (your initials are P.A., as it appears on Facebook), but I will not reveal that out of respect for your privacy; a courtesy I wish you’d extend to me.

I have been able to deduce all of this because – I think – you wanted me to do so. Your nickname on IMDB is Lady-Bug, a name that you assigned to me. You mentioned IMDB in the commentary on one of the dozen or so fake accounts you used to comment to your own submission on theDirty.com. That was a little psychotic, by the way; I would recommend you see a professional, that level of effort expended over an individual that mildly slighted you and then made fun of your subsequent vicious attacks doesn’t seem healthy.

There are loads of other examples, but I believe this to be the most damning.  You seem to have left a bread crumb trail for me to follow, and it worked.

I also found it interesting that most of the things you accused me of being (schizophrenic, a poor comedian, a pathological liar, a stalker) mirror your activity. Whether by design or simply as a product the Dunning-Kruger effect you appear to exhibit, the result is the same; you are projecting your own consciously or subconsciously perceived shortcomings onto me. That’s just my opinion, but I feel that it is well-informed.

At any rate, I feel like you wanted me to attack you again, because that would justify more bile from you.

In the past, I tried to make light of this. I now realize how cruel that was, given that I feel that you were, at the very least, wounded by my comments about your work, and at worst, suffering from a mental illness. Believe me, you’re not alone, and you can get help; in fact, I am here to listen if you’d like – seriously! For that, I must apologize. When I wrote those things, I was still in a transitional period in my life, following years of abysmally low self-esteem, further exacerbated by being in the poorest health of my life. At the time, I was weighing in at around 320 pounds. I was sick all the time. High blood pressure, high cholesterol, poor sleep, no exercise, terrible diet, depression, anger. I had been at odds with myself for such a long time, I didn’t know how to break out of old habits.

Much has changed since then, and I have found that I take little pleasure in picking people apart anymore. I realize that this was only doing so to prop up my own fragile ego. It’s repulsive. And perhaps I deserved some of your venom, but not nearly so high a dose as you dished out. And I certainly do not deserve to have my reputation and even my profession placed at risk by having outrageously untrue libel posted about me in all corners of the internet.

Consider this a humble request for you to recant. I would like to reach an amiable resolution to all of this. We may never be friends, but we do not need to be enemies. Please know that I do not expect you to do this, but I hope that you’ll consider it. Please also know that if it persists, I will be left with no choice other than to seek legal counsel and furnish the content hosts you have posted on with court documents which will require them to remove this content. I am not threatening to press litigation against you; I don’t think it’s necessary. I just want to be left alone, and to not have wish to have my name tarnished by lies posted about me.

We don’t have to agree with each other, philosophically, religiously, morally, or in any other fashion. We don’t have to like one another. But I am appealing to your higher nature; I know you are a person of great faith, and I would ask you what Jesus Christ would have done, just as I have asked myself what a good Buddhist would do. Forgive. I hope you’ll consider that, if nothing else.

With Utmost Sincerity,
Tom Cash

PS – You are mistaken about me being a Satanist. I’ve read up on almost every religion, metaphysical doctrine, magic system, and philosophical worldview at great length; the subject is fascinating to me. I make fun of Satanism because I find it rather silly, and I think Anton LaVey was a creepy egomaniac. Satanists are easy to make fun of because the lion’s share of them are goofy, and incapable of self-observation. Religiously, I am an agnostic. Philosophically I am a mixture of Buddhist, Discordian, and Nihilist. In practice, I tend toward Buddhism more than anything else, and I believe that you can learn something from anyone, and that all life is sacred.

PPS – We do have something in common; a love for animals. I am an activist and a volunteer. I don’t publicize it much, because I’m not doing it for me. I’m doing it for every creature that is abused by the arrogance and indifference of man.

 

(Tom’s letter ends here. I only put his actual words in italics.)

I know that TOM CASH is a stupid arrogant jerk. However, Tom does not think that Cora has any fans? I know her from college. She has more followers on Twitter than he does. 800 is not a ton but it is certainly more than what Tom has.

By the demeaning tone of this letter, one can see that Tom is carrying out a form of online character assassination against Cora Clifford, a film animator and a writer. When I met Cora she did not have any sort of mental illness. Yet Tom claims that she does?

Tom’s letter is yet another attempt to destroy Cora’s C list career as a writer and filmmaker. I know this is true because I found Tom’s hateful rants against Cora over a year ago. He claims that he is sorry about it. No he isn’t because he posted fake negative reviews on Amazon.com about her books. I know Tom did this because HE WAS BRAGGING ABOUT IT ON FACEBOOK AND SOCIAL MEDIA.

What I find very humorous is that Tom pretends to know anything (or everything about Cora Clifford) when I for a fact know that she would not be caught dead with someone like him. Cora would not even want to talk to someone like Tom. From what I knew of Cora in college she would not hang around or befriend anyone like Tom Cash, Johnathan Zeppa, Dana Sink, or anyone related to them. My theory is that Tom Cash perused Twitter for “Christians” to “troll/ stalk” and he found Cora’s twitter account. Or maybe it is something more devious? Who knows.

Maybe Tom saw Cora’s books and films online and decided to post a bunch of fake reviews about her work to try to stop people from buying them. I for one know that I have reviewed Cora’s work online and left positive reviews, and Cora’s friends review her work too (especially on imdb). But Tom Cash is a nefarious, twisted individual. I really do think he means some sort of bodily harm towards Cora. (HINT: TOM CASH IS A SATANIST.)

When reacting to and handling people like Tom Cash, it is best to realize that they are are a legend in their own eyes. Tom Cash, as I have said before is a needy, lazy, self-indulgent bastard. He falsely accuses other people of CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY and if I were CORA CLIFFORD, I would sue Tom Cash for defamation of character. Who knows, if Cora sees this blog. Maybe she will.

I hope that she sues him. I will make certain to email this letter to her. 

PS>

Yes, I do call Tom Cash KING LADY-BUG and yes, Tom steals stuff from Cora’s books, twitter feed, animated films and whatever.  And yes, Tom built his entire internet presence off of trolling (or shall I say stalking and posting FAKE AMAZON REVIEWS about Cora’s books.) How do I know? Because he was bragging about it on Facebook and then deleted the post. I have the post saved on my computer.

And yes, I make fun of Tom Cash because he is a Satanist and idiot. But come on, Tom is fraud. His only way of getting anyone to visit his website “internalshirt.com” was to include “Cora Clifford” in the tags/ search engine.

However, what is funny (or stupid) about this entire situation is that TOM thinks that he knows everything. I will share more information about this creepy, SATANIST known as Tom Cash from Unintelligible Gibberish and Unintelligible Gaming.

A word of advice, TOM IS A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR, A SATANIST, AND A SEXUAL DEVIANT.

So my response to Tom is this. Keep on writing your nonsense about Cora (who was a friend of mine). And I hope that she sues you for everything false you have written about her on the internet. And if Cora needs any evidence of what you have said or done to her IN THE COURT OF LAW I will be 100% happy to give her MY DIRT  ON YOU.  YOU might not realize it but I have a long trail of FACTUAL AND ACTUAL EVIDENCE AGAINST YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS. And no, you will not be able to fabricate any of your long-winded tales about being stalked or victimized.

And if someone did send you (Tom) hateful messages, I bet you did something evil and disgusting to warrant those messages. Who knows what lowlife activities you get up to when you walk around Pennsylvania?  And I wonder who you might have bullied to get someone so infuriated with you that they sent any kind of angry messages to you. I also wonder if you might go on Twitter and bully children?

Once again, to break up the seriousness of everything,  I will post something that I think is funny.

Internalshirt dot com by Tom Cash the place to be when youve got nothing to do but waste your time and let your brain cells die

I will also add that I will be praying for Cora because she needs GOD to protect her from idiot, psychopaths like Tom Cash.  I will not delete this from my website as I feel that anyone who reads Tom’s website, his lies, and his slander should also see my side of the story.

And I do have tons of screenshots of Tom bragging about posting fake book reviews of Cora’s. I also have different messages he posted online about Cora Clifford that are nothing but slander. I am certain that any evidence I have against Tom Cash will stand up in up in any court of law.

So if Tom wants to sue, he can sue me. I will also present all of my evidence defending my actions to a judge.

I will also contact Cora and send all of my evidence to her. Hopefully, she will sue him for slander and whatever else he has been doing. I know that Cora will win any lawsuit against so-called Tom Cash and his idiot friends. What Tom is claiming is slander. And I copied/pasted everything from his website here. 

-Katminth is shameless.

I should have titled this entry TOM CASH IS AN IDIOT!

Katminth reflects on unintelligible gaming and unintelligible gibberish

Bad hombres and nasty women.

Gross tom does it again ON PURPOSE unintelligible gibberish director and film star lives out his fantasy

Tom Cash is having the time of his life. Eating! Eating! And eating! Tom Cash has an oral fixation for food and for other things. Tom Cash can talk shit and he also smells like shit.

Tom is probably thinking about what else he is going to do. What is he going to eat, what You Tube video is he going to create, and edit and heavily promote online only to get less than a thousand views.

Tom’s wife,  BOUNCED CHECK, is probably planning something evil. Women like her are what Donald Trump calls “nasty women.” Tom Cash is a bad hombre!

Inquiring minds want to see what stupidity Tom and his friends will do next. Who knows I might post one of my infamous stand up comedy routines on You Tube if Tom makes something really evil, really stupid, and really devilish.My fingers are crossed so I can go BLONDE POWER Nicole Arbour on Tom Cash and his friends.

You only live once!

 

 

**Fair Use Parody from Katminth**

 

 

Tom Cash is going to make an internet presentation all about me ???

Tom Cash tried to threaten me by saying he was going to make a YouTube video about me or make some sort of podcast to discuss me.  Uh oh.

Oh no, he even said he did some sort of screen capture thing and is going to show how I moderated my comments. He claims that he is going to tell everyone on the internet and in the entire world! Oh no!!!!!!!!

What am I going to do? The sky is falling?  Tom Cash is going to insult me and post his vitriol all over the internet. Oh no, to try to trash me all over the internet. I am so terrified. I really have to worry about what Tom and his flunkies think of me. I am so vexed that I am going to cry myself to sleep tonight. I am having inner turmoil everyone! 

Tom Cash is going to try to hurt my feelings and possibly ruin my life using his shitty blog, internalshirt.com and whatever resources are available to him.

Seriously, my question is how is that a problem for me? No publicity is bad publicity.  I welcome any sort of publicity because Tom needs to spread the word that his websites are the worst websites on the entire internet. If I happen to see his videos about me, I’ll just make fun of them here.

I would also like to mention Tom Cash’s real motives behind contacting me.

  1. I look better than his wife. You can see what I look like on my blog. I have seen Tom’s hideous and morbidly obese wife “BOUNCED CHECK” and I know that he is actually trying to flirt with me. I don’t like ugly men, Tom, so you are out of luck. I especially do not date or cheat with men who weigh over 400 lbs. Yuck, not interested.
  2. Tom is also trying to get some sort of internet feud going because he has no material to work with on YouTube. All of his videos have less than 100 viewers. If they have more then it’s because people saw my imgur page where I make fun of his work and people went to go see what I was talking about.
  3. Internalshirt.com is an unpopular website. It’s not funny and Tom is angry about his failures as a writer and parody-person so it’s easier to lash out at me than to admit that he is just untalented.
  4. Tom is very sensitive. OVERLY SENSITIVE!!!!!!!!!! Pathologically sensitive and extremely critical of other people.Tom tries to disguise his self-hatred and personality problems by being a loud, Satanic jerk. He wants to be Bill Maher but has no fanbase. He tries to mimic Bill Maher by being irreverent but there’s already a Bill Maher on HBO. And no one wants another one!
  5. Oops, I already mentioned that he is sexually attracted to me. He asked me to talk to him on Skype. I will repeat this so Tom and his evil, garbage-faced friends get the message. I DO NOT DATE SATANISTS. So do not try to call me “Precious” or try to make sexual advances at me. I am not interested at all. However, if you do try to track me down using your “detective internet skills” and meet me in person, then I will be forced to KICK YOUR BALLS REALLY HARD. Trust me, I may be skinny but I am very strong. I will kick your balls so hard that they fly upwards into your liver and stay there for the rest of your life. And I will have my girlfriends pull the remaining four or five hairs out of your prematurely balding head. Your SEXUALLY HARASSING comments are not welcome. I am not attracted to you at all. A woman has the right to defend herself against UGLY, TALENTLESS SATANISTS!

By the way why does Tom Cash gripe so much on his Facebook page? And who designed this stupid thing for Unintelligible Gaming?

And by the way, here is an article about Tom Cash the Satanist and human cesspool.

https://gossip.thedirty.com/gossip/los-angeles/satanist-stalks-women-online/

**Parody by Katminth**

Tom Cash an angry Satanist responded to my blog

Tom Cash “KING LADY-BUG” responded to my abundant jokes about him.

All of his ranting was not worth posting but I must admit—– I laughed at it. I am still laughing it. So right now,blondie has more material to work with 🙂 I am going to describe the “highlights of his hissy fit.”

  1. He asked me to meet him on Skype. FAT CHANCE! You are married Tom Cash from internalshirt.com (and unintelligible gaming). You can’t try to put the moves on me. I am not that kind of woman. 
  2. He claims I have a thin skin. Last time I checked everyone has a thin epidermis so what’s your point?
  3. He told me my jokes were not funny, etc..etc…etc… Well, I think my jokes are funny. It’s just that Tom is very self-absorbed, arrogant,gluttonous and cannot understand why all of his YouTube videos, blogs about hating God, Jesus Christ, different celebrities, and whatever else he discusses cannot make him into Shane Dawson. Shane Dawson has something that Tom lacks…TALENT. If you read Tom’s posts on internalshirt.com, you will know exactly what I am talking about.

  4.  Tom also thinks everyone must worship him and adore him. I don’t know why but he does. Guess what, Tom and his friends are in for a rude surprise everywhere they go.No one with a brain with one working brain cell would like anything about Tom Cash.

I try to see the glass half full.  I really enjoyed reading the vitriol of a fake parody writer-wannabe youtube personality and a dumb ass Satanist. I think it’s hilarious how Tom thinks that he can tell anyone what to say or do.

So go on ahead Tom, do a podcast or whatever about me. Shameless Katminth.

 

** This is a parody of Tom Cash by Katminth**

Who wore it better?

I have to deal with too much bullshit! But I felt sorry for the poor little black monkey (chimp) in this picture. The fools at internalshirt.com decided it was cool to have a little chimp pose with glasses. I think this is a waste of the chimp’s energy.

One thing is for certain. The ape is not the loser in this pseudo-ironic comparison and contrast. The black ape is the cute one. The fat, ugly man on the other hand (Sorry, I have to stop writing. I just vomitted a little in the back of my mouth right now!).

 

Yes! It’s my *least* favorite you tube video series besides the pimple extraction gross stuff

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Hey everyone your least favorite puppet show is back!

No, this is not about anything cute or heart warming by Jim Henson… it’s not something spectacular by Jim Henson (RIP)
No it’s nothing related to Sesame Street
It’s the one and only “Sock Puppets Eating People Food”
WHITE-TRASH, PENNSYLVANIAN (read internet creep) Tom Cash plays the part of a glutton named Lady-bug and some other dumb ass vagabond plays the part of “Mortimer.” A skit on youtube that required $2 dollar budget.

The bizarre-looking  Johnathan Zeppa strikes again directing a cringe-worthy you-tube video that demonstrates his abilities as a director and who knows maybe even a future Golden Raspberry award winner?

See the video below.

An the Oscar goes to?

*This is a parody website. Fair use*

Tom Cash suffers for his work?

Good cop bad cop? No just lazy and gross.

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This does not look like “work” to me.